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Wobblewilds · Series 1

Not a card maker. A world you join.

The Thing You Love, Reborn as a Toy

Your loaf-shaped cat. Your kid mid-puddle-jump. Your busted headphones. Each becomes a designer-toy creature that keeps what made it recognisable.

See real creatures
  • Free to make
  • Ready in about two minutes
  • Your photo stays private
Three real Wobboo cards fanned out: a kid, a kitten and their fused Keykeeper Kitten card
Crack!

Crack it.
Meet it.
Collect it.

From photo to creature in three steps

  1. A blank kraft hang tag with a gold-rimmed eyelet, a slim cord threaded through it, and a gold foil seal with one corner peeled up
    Anything you love

    Send one photo

    A person, a pet, or the object you refuse to throw out. That is the whole ask — no forms, no styles to pick, no prompt to write. Every creature starts life as a blank tag with nothing on it yet.

  2. A glossy pink and buttercream toy capsule split along a jagged crack with warm golden light pouring out
    About 100 to 130 seconds

    The capsule cracks in about two minutes

    An image model draws your creature in the locked Wobboo style — glass-bead eyes, a luminous mold seam, a half-peeled foil seal. Then our own template composites the name, type, rarity, five stats and the next serial number onto the tag. You watch the clock while it runs; we do not pretend it is quicker than it is.

  3. Two small glossy vinyl creatures either side of a third marbled creature forming between them in a swirl of sparkles
    Free, and yours

    Fuse two into a third

    Once two creatures live in your Toybox you can fuse them. The result carries both parents, is issued its own serial, and has never existed before you chose that pair. That is the part you author rather than receive.

Fusion · free

These two became this.

Nobody had Purrlock until someone who owned a kitten card and a keys card decided to put them together. The fused creature keeps something from both parents, gets its own name, its own stats and its own serial — and it exists because of a choice you made, not a button a model pressed.

Pocket Monchi — MISO the Pocket Pouncer, one of the two parent cards
Jinglebyte, the Tinkling Passkey, the other parent card
The fusion
Purrlock, the Keykeeper Kitten: a real Wobboo fusion card, serial #0043, made by fusing the Miso kitten card with the Jinglebyte keys card
Serial #0043

Purrlock, the Keykeeper Kitten

Puddle Jumper, the Rainy-Day Hero, made from a photo of a kid
Pocket Monchi, MISO the Pocket Pouncer, made from a photo of a kitten
PugglePuff, the Bath Time Chiller, made from a photo of a pug in a tub
Jinglebyte, the Tinkling Passkey, made from a photo of house keys
MuffinChunk, the Gentle Chonk, made from a photo of a big brown dog
KAIRO, made from a photo of a person with an iced coffee
Tickle, the Time-Tumble Buddy, made from a photo of an old alarm clock
Purrlock, the Keykeeper Kitten, a fusion of the kitten and keys cards
Puddle Jumper, the Rainy-Day Hero, made from a photo of a kid
Pocket Monchi, MISO the Pocket Pouncer, made from a photo of a kitten
PugglePuff, the Bath Time Chiller, made from a photo of a pug in a tub
Jinglebyte, the Tinkling Passkey, made from a photo of house keys
MuffinChunk, the Gentle Chonk, made from a photo of a big brown dog
KAIRO, made from a photo of a person with an iced coffee
Tickle, the Time-Tumble Buddy, made from a photo of an old alarm clock
Purrlock, the Keykeeper Kitten, a fusion of the kitten and keys cards

The world

Your creature does not arrive alone. It arrives somewhere.

The Wobblewilds is the species catalogue every Wobboo creature is filed into — types, rarities, stats, serials and the odd bit of lore. That catalogue is the difference between a picture you downloaded and a creature you now own.

What you have been getting

  • Photo gifts flatten the exact thing that made the photo funny in the first place
  • Pet portraits all end up looking like every other pet portrait
  • The small details that make your pet yours are the first thing generic tools smooth away

What a Wobblewild is

  • A creature that is unmistakably yours, keeping the one signature feature that makes the subject itself.
  • Nine sample renders across people, pets and objects, each keeping the feature that makes the subject recognisable.
  • Your creature is catalogued with the serial it is issued and the date you made it.

Straight answers

The honest version

Including who actually draws your creature, how long it really takes, and what happens to the photo you send us.

Nothing. Making a creature is free and there is no card to enter. We ask for an email at the end so your creature has a Toybox to live in, and so you can come back to it.

Wobboo

Go find out what yours turns into.

One photo. About two minutes. A named, serial-numbered creature that belongs somewhere — and a Toybox waiting for the second one.

  • Free to make
  • Ready in about two minutes
  • Your photo stays private
Crack!
Wobboo

Already cracked one open? Open your Toybox

Wobboo is new and has no users to boast about yet. Every card on this page is real output from the pipeline you are about to use. The creature art is generated by an image model in our locked style; the name, type, rarity, stats and serial number are composited by us. Your photo stays private.